Clever Quotes From An Idiot

I shili tse na emborusan na milisun pale itan na gavgisun

Meta pu kapia ora i moni pu thori en i villa mu

Aman katharisis ta skata en na fiun tse i mugies

Trava tin alisida oste na evris tin agkira

Ena prama pu prepi na en vrasto pano su en i xuftes su

Gama ospu en gliora

Popse eshi alcotest?! ebd alopos ekopsa athkiavastos

En ishifko gia kanena ute gia ton eafto mu

Tsinos pu eshi genia eshi enia

I filoi fenunde sta agria tse oi sta methavria

Telika pios en o pio pelos, tsinos pu rota i tsinos pu apanda?!

Aman ise mitsis thimase pothen irtes tse eni3eris pu pais. Ospu megalonis 3eris pu pais tse en thimase pothen irtes!

Tora pu eparetisa na kamo erga tis nixtes ipa na arkepso na thoro kanena.

To aspro xriazete to mavro tse to 6 xriazete to 9 opos tse ego xriazume tse to kustumi ala tse tin shismeni fanela.

Gamiste lio na pessi i igrasea! 

Posi ora theli na gemosi to iphone su? Ego thelo pio lii.

Ta numera kamis ta save gia 2 logus! Gia na 3eris na apandas tse na men apandas!

O kypria itan toso kalos pu ton onomasan 2 fores! 

Gineka xoris vizia en opos ton moxlo tu playstation dixa joy-sticks. (JOY)

Kapios ipen oti i nixta xoris emena en nixtoni

Gia na fiis pu to club prepi na re3i pu mbrosta su o flokkos 2 fores

Stin nixta iparxun tris diata3is tsini pu erkunte tsini pu fefkun tse tsini pu miniskun

Porni ine tha perasi

An men kopsis ton kotsrio sosta en na fais poli xarti na katharisis

To psari ta lefta (tse to shisto) trome ta freska

Efae ton patso tse anti gia 3ilodarmo epire me gia viasmo

esi ise gia mes to pasxa gia mes tin nasa ebd siura gia ise bombarta gia ruketa

Mia putana lali tu pelati 20euro to poto. O pelatis dia tis to tsenti tu tse lali tis ela tserna me esi emena ebd ta dika mu en pio ftina. 

Girizi o enas tse lali tu alu ego pistefko parapano ta erga para tis idisis. Tse lali tu o alos ti enois re kamene afu i idisis en gegonota.

O pelos fakka girus opos ton salonikio

Inda i ginetses exun imera en na men eshi to kavli?

Athropi pu kathonde ke apolavanun ena rofima kathos parakoluthun ena epanelimeno ergo sinithos pan cinema ke oxi se kentra nixterinis diaskedasis. Telos.

Ferrari en opos tin gkomena, pelaniskis na tin piasis, molis tin pianis fakkas tin girus uli mera, tse meta pu kanena mina ainis tin sto garage ebd en siferi. 

I fasi pu girizis pukas ta sentonia opos tin sugla. 

I fasi pu pefti i luntza pas ta karvuna sssssssss

Ipno fai gamisi o theos na voithisi

Magkia tu athkiavastu na kami ton thkiavasmeno na amfisvita tsina pou 3eri. 

Jagermeister. 

Ebd en anixta ta makia su en simeni oti thoris opos tse ebd ise zontanos en simeni oti zis. Siku pano tse mine pano.

Na perpatas na milas tse na gamas sambos tse parakolutha se o kaliteros su eaftos.

Visualize realize materialize

Etsi musiki en opos to kurema. Piani su ta xoris na to katalavis

Aman kathete fix en opos to tanga

Ego ime o3ipnos akoma tse tin ora pu tsimume

Girizi o pareas tse lali tu alu re pame na katsume pas to bar, tse lali tu o alos afu eshi stools re

O kipreos panda en na theli to vizi tis manas tu

Ke eki pu fevgo apo gamato gig ebd imun gamatos dj, ke pigena se mia gamati kopela pu itan ke gamo tis sigures, emine to gamato mu ama3i apo pezina. Gamoto.

O pelos o alex gami opos tin bomba tu poilatu. Kathe fore pu tin vali fuskoni i tsilia mina mina, enia fores egenises. 

Pine jager tse siopa. Kalitera na pini jager para na mila.

I katara tu pelu en oti aman en pelodixni i ali nomizun oti enen kala.

We are only as positive as the smile in the mirror.

Ke ena telefteo cheers stus athropus pu dulefkun sklira xoris kerdos gia na fkalun lefta ali.

Xorizo xaraktires se epoxes prin ke meta tin gnorimia mu. P.a M.a

An itan na su lalo psemata ishen na su po oti ime pushtis! 

Keep going towards your dream even if it means going on your own. The right people are already there.

Eliminate>dedicate>recreate>motivate>activate>dominate>liberate.

Tse istera rotun me giati thoro porno. ATE RE AAAASSSIIIXTTIR

Opios kitazi ekso tzimate opios kitazi mesa 3ipna - rossides

An dis tin karekla na suzete men katsis kalitera.

O kathreftis ine mesa su ke oxi ston tixo.

Efkola sixizete simera kapios me ta matia tu kefaliu, diskola xani kapios pu vlepi me ta matia tis villas

Pos na vrume igeti afu uli mas girefkume ipireti

Tripa opos to puti aman ani3i en klii.

Stin trikimia eshe enia ton faro! 

An en na ta pitisi meta na katharisi! 

Aman en mathis na akoluthas pos tha mathis na odigas?!

Ke ena telefteo cheers sta atoma pu sinexizun na exun to tharos na dixnun tin texni tus se atoma pu den tin katalavenun. N.G.U.

Merikes fores aman fortosis tin mbara pola kila mbori meta na men mboris na ta sikosis.

O pelos itan toso xalia pas to odigima pu esvine tu to podilato

Pote mu en tha katalavo ti simeni ke me rotun an exo ora gia ton eafto mu ola afta pu kano. Afu ego ta kano, gia pion eafto milun?

Kanonas ine aman fkis tse en se theli i nixta simeni theli se i mera.

Aman theli dinami na mbi dokimase ali tripa alopos ise lathos

Stin pira mirizi o adropos

24 ores apusias mono o xristos edikeutun

"Kame check in tse 3aplose sto krevati. "

Oti kamis en kalo.

Athropi pu sinexizun na milun afu tus ipes 3ekathara oti en thelis na tu akuis prepi na katigorunde gia viasmo afkiu i viasmo kanoniko. Mias ke iparxi xoris tin sigkatathesi tu alu diisdisi apo antikimena sto soma. Asixtir.

Karxarias tsimismenos karxarias pethamenos!

Esi ise putsinus pu plironun putsinus pu plironunte i pu tsinus pu plironunde gia na plironun?

Pote su men dokimazis na mbis stin mesi enos dog fight.

The difference between sight and vision. Vision cannot be impaired.

Sex on the fridge. Kiaole.

I moni tripa pu en prepi na stuponi pote en tu kolu su.

To mono prama pu prepi nan akurefto en i kataxesis

Aman piasis idravliko rotas poses funtanes evidose tse sherese an su pi 10000 giati en diaforetiko aman thelis sex?

Players only love u when ur playing - deep dish

Ta fota ta ruxa ke ta podia prepi na anigub mono sto sex

Stekontas pukaston ilio en tse drosizese me to na sirnia pila tu dipla. 3ipna.

An ishes parapano grames itan na isun leopardali

O pelos diatirite opos ta pagakia stin katapsi3i

An thelis na men xtipisis prosexe se pion dias ta dinata ta opla, en mborun uli na ta xiristun sosta.

The satisfaction felt by only a few that cross the line from thought to action. 

I dulies en opos tis ginetses, aman evris mia meta erkunde 1000. 

I moni kori pu dikeute na anii tse na klii me tin mera tse tin nixta en i kori tu mathkiu

3eris merika pramata en opos to agkuri. O kathenas troi to opos theli. En tha krinume.

Akusa oti eshi athropus pu en exun enies tse asxolunte me tis dikes mu. Na tus plironis mbori na men to petixis.

Pramata pu exun telos pote enen diskola

San arxi, apantes exun to dikeoma elefterias. Akoma ke o kotsiros.

Suddenly the tiger finds its way out of the thick forest and into the clear fields full of pray

The awesome moment when u ask fr jager in a pharmacy AND YOU GET IT

Ta mora kleun gia ton idio logo pu i shilli lasun. Tuto kamun

To na lalis oti fkenis kathe nixta e3o tse pinis 3 pota ipostirizontas oti pinis en sambos tse lalis mu oti gimnazese tse kamis 3 kampsis tin imerA. (Theoria exi diaforetiki efarmogi me skalia - vlepe ipothesi kourou/andro)

Aman viazese en simantiko panda na 3eris pios en pu se viazi

Pote na men se axoni an i ali gustarun ebd tsini pu gustarun gustarun pola tse tsini pu en gustarun aplos en gustarun tpt.

Enas pu tus logus pu en na ithela time machine en gia na piena piso dipla pu ton fat boy slim sto studio molis etelione to right here right now

Not a matter of talking but listening

Alot of things can be said just by listening

I dulia tu antropu prepi na ine na praatopia ta onira tu. full timel

To na lipase ipervolika gia kaka pramata pu exi i zoi ine to idio me to na paraponiese oti en ekatsan stin e3etasi ta kefalea pu ediavases. To vivlio ixen ta kefalea ta kefalea itan stin ili. Aplos esi en isun arketa etimos. Ta kaka ine mesa stin zoi. Na ise etimos.j

Ego en mboro. aman tin do thelo na mbo. 

Opos embena efkena.

En eshi prama pu en kamo efkola 8/8/13

An thelis putana na pais na piasis

Me tin idia logiki to apoxoritirio erxete apo tin le3i apoxereto i apoxoro.

To kirtoma en toso megalo pu kamun ta afkia su

To mono prama pu prepi na sindeese en to wifi.

Casa.

Ali kuvenda na mashese na tsimithis tse ali na mashese na minis o3ipnos. 2 idi athropon.

Eshi plasma pu en troi bakon

I mitsia enen mitsia en to melon!

Rule #3 - never start a war you're not willing to loose. (In battle two are the outcomes win/loose, fear of defeat is preesrimates defeat. The strong stay strong)

To live is to learn to learn is to leave.

The only boring place is the one in your head. Get out!

Re! Krioni i fothkia?

Stop wasting time trying to choose what to believe and what not. Time takes care of the bullshit

I telia fasi pu eshis klisti mia panakrivi villa gia to weekend na pais me tin agapimeni su ala telika i agapimeni su eshi kalitera pramata na kami - classic. Feeling awesome.

Stin zoi mu iparxun 2 idon atoma tsini pu plironun kosmo tse tsini pu plirononte, parolo pu uli ane3artitos plirononde pu kapion.

Aman eshi mesa en miniski mesa - to potiri e3o pu to club 

Mono kiriakaes tragudun i papaes

Ekamen ta shitsus

Rule #5 Always always say Thank you to anyone and everyone that does something for you. They chose to.

I kind of get why noone wants to play with my dawg. I can relate cause... NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE BIG PLAYAS BEBE!

Kok block - i fasi pu pais zorba na agorasis kok tse o pareas su en se afini. Friends dont do that.

Explain to me dis - how u gonna call ur self a hater when u love talkin about me?

Never say goodbye always say hello

Septevris ine panda ena megalo dejavu

Telika prova kamun ta provata?

Doers getup and do what they do cause they wonna do a DO. Do you!?l

I think i've reached a point where i strongly believe in evolution and not revolution. After all evolution takes care of everything

Tse exo ton alo na mu mashete na men parkaro dame ebd en na kopso kanena - inda en PPPALA pu odigo tpt?

Gia na ta pethimas simeni ekames ta. Proxora.

Many times i have seen it before me. Friends have been friends for long without naming the friendship. Then decide to give it a name. Brand it. Suddenly it all changes. 

I fasi pu valis daxtilo tse 3afnika katalavis oti to daxtilo su enen mono tu tsimesa

Watching a great dane destroy a fully blown basketball can change the way you see things in life.

Ulos o kosmos protima na pai me tus pio embirus en katalavo giati i kopeles en alosospos

Kok block - i fasi pu pais na agorasis kock ke den se afini o kolitos su

Rule #6 - Never apologise for the way you dress/look unless you're fully dressed in front of a naked crowd. 

To nero en to kalitero ebd en to ekame kanenas

Dame o mutsios en kofkete me to muni oi na kopi me to kombolo

To the haters - you keep talking, i'll keep walking - we both keep doing what we know best.

Sometimes you need to stand alone just to prove you can still stand - bodybuilding quote

One of the reasons or perhaps the only reason why i love laying/sleeping on the floor is oti en i monadiki fasi pu me kami na niotho 100% siuros gia to pu ime. En eshi na pais pupote. Ise 100% xame.

An to xarti igias en to idio me to koloxarto, tote o kolos en igia? Tse an tin epomeni fora pu kamo cheers me kapion anti na tu po stin igia su po tu ston .... Exo lathos?

"Youll never fly if ur afraid of heights"

Rule #7 - contrary to what you might think, you always get what you deserve - either work harder or change the station - everything is not for everyone and everyone is not for everything.

Prepi na ime o monos athropos pu vrisko 3exasmena profilaxtika se tsepes pandelonion mu.

An viastis na pais na shesis en na sfigkese poli ora

"Pu en na evro ton andra na mboro na ime uli mera 100% gineka en na ime 100% gineka" - zina

Pao na agoraso stroma gia to krevati tse lali mu piae pututo pu en afros me mnimi. Lalo tu posa gb mnimis eshi? Lali mu enen akrivos etsi pu dulefki ala giati!? Lalo tu sto diko mu peftun kambosi, en na tus thimate na mu lali tse emena!

Prollima ine - provlima to opio efanizete sinithos stus pathontes apo tis 3am ke meta otan pragmatiko gegonos erthi se sigkrusi mazi me tin epireasmeni/piragmeni/methismeni antilipsi tus. Paradigma - "malaka exume prollima. Ti egine? O barman lei oti xrostame sto bar 3000 euro / Nomizo exi atomo kato apo to aftokinito / ine i alli kato apo to spiti / exo xasi ta klidia tu aftokinitu / den ixa profilaxtiko" k.a

Ime pas to janima - aman prodpathis na gianis me jager

Real love is when they  run and jump at you the second you walk in. (Unless its a robbery).

Kalitera na kertisis ton anthropo para ton pelati.

People keep askin me if i miss being a student, miss being a soldier, miss being a teenager... I DONT MISS A MOMENT THAT I NEVER MISSED THAT IS WHY I TRY NEVER TO MISS A MOMENT OF WHAT I DO. 

Fimes lene oti oi malochico ine gay.

27 oct 13 i mera pu mu eklepsan 3k a3ias mixanimata tse ematha oti i kopelua prepi na kami ektrosi meta pu ena telio rooftop party

Only a fool thinks he has company in true joy or true hardship.

Tse mian mera 3ipnas tse thoris oti ta e3oda su en 4,000 arki tu mina

Pola lia atoma katalavun tin piesi pu eshi ena party animal opos emena na kami perform oi mono aman pezi ala ke se aples nixtes e3o pu an den pelodixnis nomizun uli oti en ise kala.

Tbt moment // na 3ipnas se ena mansion kentro tu londinu me mono ena purnuzi tse kambosa egkavmata pu svismena pura stis zambes su dipla pu mbukales tse na prepi na pais spiti opos girizis to lodino me to purnuzi

Opos mu ipen tse mia fora enas a3iomatikos mu kata tin diarkia sovaris ekpedefsis - kanenas en polema gia tin xora tu ala gia ton athropo pu polema dipla tu. an to katalavun uli tote eshis mia xora pu uli polemun gia ulus. One revolution at a time. 

Raised by the streets fed by the kings this is me

Ou pira3i ti pontika an ithele na min piraxti apo iti

Pushtogalezika

An thelis na niosis ena topo opos esso su prepi prota na tus shesis

I fasi pu lalis tu barman "ti enois ti shot thelo" tse katalavi amesos

Eshi pota pu pinis ebd gustaris tse pota pu pinis gia na se kamun komathkia na telionis

Kati pu en katalavun poli, emis kamume tsino pu kamume ebd mas areski. Mbori na en 3000 plasmata, mbori na en 50 - gia emas pote en ishen diafora, aplos egustarame tzino pu ekamame. Tse panda etsi tha mini.

Apetitikos - idiotropos

Etelioses? Oi. Pu itan o nus su tosi ora?!

3eris oti ishes pelamos weekend aman tin kiriaki tin nixta ise pio kurasmenos apoti isun tin paraskevi to proi! 

Gia to pastitsio ta kanis ola!

I dubstep ine gia tin edm oti ine i metal gia tin rock - savvides

Tse rota me o 18 xronos an kamo x ebd ime uli mera sta party ishia pano. Tse lalo tu malaka o kosmos pini pu to ema mu tse lali oti kami x. Ego imun genimenos etsi en thelo etsi malakies na anevo 

Posi pu esas stis dulies tus ine tsaroi ala aman 3apolithun 
Pas to poto mbori na vrethun titsiri.

Alex Cle
MALOCHICO

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